The Ghost Of Bill Hicks

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Wednesday, June 16, 2004

Bill O'Reilly: Humping the rotting corpse of irony

So I honestly tried to figure out which horribly out-of-touch with reality right wing lie was pissing me off more today, and the winner is.....Bill O'Reilly comparing Michael Moore to Joseph Goebbels! Yes, Cheney and Bush's half-assed attempts at resurrecting the Saddam + Osama = L-U-V lie was pretty fucking infuriating, but hardly original. O'Reilly barely edged the dynamic duo out by not only being a bigger liar, but by being completely ignorant of history and reality to boot. Plus, O'Reilly singling out anyone as a propaganda artist is sort of like Charles Manson questioning the sanity of his fellow inmates.

Bill, if you're out there, and I'm fairly sure you are, since I have you pegged as a pathetic egomaniac who probably googles his own name every half hour, listen carefully:

Michael Moore is an independent filmmaker with no real power outside of his celebrity status and money. Joseph Goebbels was one of the chief architects of the most vile regime in the history. If you can hash out the difference between the two of them, then you're not as hopelessly braindead as I thought, though somehow I'm not worried you'll surprise me there.

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