The Ghost Of Bill Hicks

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Monday, July 26, 2004

I Have So Many Names...

This is a pretty lightweight post, but I'm too consumed with worries about finding a job right now to do anything else.

What's your favorite nickname for Bush? I like Il Douche, Fearless Leader, and Captain Dipshit myself, but what's your favorite epithet for the worst president ever?

7 Comments:

At July 29, 2004 at 1:26 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Whistle-ass ...just because.
Shrub.
Shitler.
Tipsy McDumbfuck.
Sir Fallsdownalot.

 
At August 4, 2004 at 8:37 AM, Blogger JP said...

I prefer the simplicity of "Doofus", myself. Plus, I've gotten my three-year-old son to start saying "Bush is a doofus" whenever he seems him on the TV or a magazine cover. Which is pretty much worth it, even if he does spout off with it in the supermarket one Sunday morning and get me an asskicking of monumental proportions.

 
At August 6, 2004 at 11:29 AM, Blogger colin said...

I just read "C-Plus Augustus." That just about covers it all.

 
At August 7, 2004 at 5:45 PM, Blogger Fearck/Rantress/that loud chick said...

COMMANDER BUNNYPANTS

also, at other moods,

Commander Codpiece

(refer back to his "Mission Accomplished" faux-flight-suit... He must've stuffed with Shaq's socks.)

 
At August 9, 2004 at 7:13 AM, Blogger Winston Smith said...

Yeah, I was going to go with Commander Codpiece, too...but that was before just now discovering C+ Augustus, Commander Bunnypants and Il Douche... Now it's a tough choice...

 
At August 9, 2004 at 6:56 PM, Blogger Fearck/Rantress/that loud chick said...

Oh, I almost forgot --- there's ANOTHER variation:

CRUSADER BUNNYPANTS!

You know, to tie-in that whole, "God talks to me and I am His Chosen One" shtick.

 
At September 14, 2004 at 11:32 AM, Blogger Jill said...

Well, I like Whistle-Ass and Captain Codpiece, but my absolute favorite comes to you courtesy of Marc Maron of Air America's "Morning Sedition":

AWOL BLOW-MONKEY FAUX-CHRISTIAN PAWN OF THE CHENEY ADMINISTRATION

It doesn't quite roll off the tongue, but it works.

 

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